I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Found the puke drawer
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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