Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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