yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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