my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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