We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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