I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Dear god my vagina.
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