I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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