i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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