we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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