what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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