You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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