I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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