i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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