was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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