some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Drake has all the answers
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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