Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I DEMAND FORESKIN
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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