Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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