That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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