Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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