Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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