I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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