My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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