Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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