How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Reggie can tackle my bush.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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