Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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