He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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