do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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