THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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