No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Slut skills are useful in every country.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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