You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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