she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
i am craving dick and cupcakes
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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