Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
that's an acceptable place to lick
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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