the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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