Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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