We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
