My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Randomize