I hope mine doesn't look like that
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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