I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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