I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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