I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
he was CRYING into my vagina
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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