Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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