so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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