so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
This baby is an asshole
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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