white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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