So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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