yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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