Reggie can tackle my bush.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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