Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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