My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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