He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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