Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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