I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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