Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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