if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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