Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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