I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Randomize